HALL OF RECORDS AND SHIT
REVIEWS-
Black Dynamite- How I like my coffee.
The Cabin in the Woods- Fuck horror movies.
Dexter: Season 1- Gotta kill 'em all.
Drive- Blame it on the Jacket boy.
Fist of the North Star- You-WA-Suck. Part of a Triple Feature.
Funny Games- Fuck Germany.
Godzilla: Final Wars- Awesome, man.
I'm Still Standing - It's a lie.
The Last Dragon- Who's the Master?
The Limits of Control- Durr what is ART?
The Losers- Oh boy, PG-13... Part one of Soldiers of Fortune.
Machete- Is Bananas.
Monsters- Stay out of Mexico.
Mortal Kombat- Test your might! part of a Triple Feature.
Ninja Assassin- Worst action movie ever. I swear to god.
Paranormal Activity- Lots of slamming door jokes.
Planet Hulk- HULK HAVING BAD DAY :(
Pineapple Express- Choo Choo, next stop: Harry Osborne.
Return of the Living Dead- I want to eat your brains.
Romper Stomper- PEOPLE REALLY DIED!
Street Fight: Legend of Chun Li- Worst part of any Triple Feature.
Transformers Trilogy- AKA I was there when bumblebee was executed.
Wanted- It's the Matrix.
War, INC.- First review. Terrible movie.
Zombieland- Last but also least...
NEWS-
I got nothing...
THE SPECIALS-
Video Vanguard-
Blood Opera- 10 Awesome Gun Fights
Soldier of Fortune-
Part 1- The Losers
Triple Feature-
SUPER ATOMIC FIGHTING EDITION- Mortal Kombat, Fist of the North Star, Street Fighter: Legend of Chun li
Guest Reviews-
Planet Hulk- By the Incredible Hulk!!
